Film Reviews


A handy, alphabetised gateway to all my DVD, Blu-ray, Netflix and cinema reviews.


The 9th Life of Louis Drax

45 Years

47 Meters Down (AKA. In The Deep)



Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie


Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

Alice Through the Looking Glass (3D)

Alien³ (Theatrical Cut)

Alien: Covenant

Allegiant (AKA. The Divergent Series: Allegiant)

All Roads Lead to Rome

American Pastoral

The Angry Birds Movie (3D)


Annabelle: Creation


Assassin’s Creed (3D)

Atomic Blonde

The Autopsy of Jane Doe



Baby Driver

The Babysitter (2017)


Bad Bromance (AKA. The D Train)

Bad Moms

Bad Neighbours 2 (AKA. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising)

Bad Santa 2

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 


Beauty and the Beast (3D, 2017)

The Belko Experiment

Ben (via 60 Minutes With)

The BFG (3D)

The Big Sick


Black Mass

Blade Runner 2049 (3D)

Blair Witch

Bleed For This

Blood Father

The Boy

The Book of Henry

The Brand New Testament (AKA. Le Tout Nouveau Testament)

Breaking the Bank

Bride of Frankenstein

Bridget Jones’s Baby


The Bye Bye Man


Captain America: Civil War


Cedar Rapids


Central Intelligence

Charlie Countryman (AKA. The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman) 

A Christmas Carol (1999)


The Circle

Clone (AKA. Womb)

The Cloverfield Paradox

The Colony (AKA. Colonia)

The Conjuring 2



Creepshow 2

Crimson Peak 


A Cure for Wellness


Daddy’s Home

The Darkness

Dark Places

David Brent: Life on the Road


Death Note

Despicable Me 3 (3D)


The Disappointments Room

Doctor Strange (3D)

Doctor Who: The Movie (1996)

Don’t Breathe

Don’t Knock Twice


Dracula – The Restored Version (1931)

Dracula’s Daughter 

Dracula: Untold

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire

Dungeons & Dragons 3: The Book of Vile Darkness



Early Man

The Echo

Elvis & Nixon

Erik the Conqueror (via 60 Minutes With)


The Exorcist – Original Theatrical Version

Exorcist II: The Heretic


Eye in the Sky


Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (3D)

Fast & Furious 8 (AKA. The Fate of the Furious)

Fifty Shades Darker 

Fifty Shades Freed

Finding Dory (3D)

Finding Your Feet

A Fistful of Dollars

Florence Foster Jenkins

The Forest

Frank & Lola

Frankenstein – The Restored Version (1931)

Frank3n5t13n (2015)

Free Fire

Friend Request


The Gallows

Gemma Bovery

Geostorm (3D)

Get Out

Ghostbusters (1984)

Ghostbusters (3D, 2016)

Ghostbusters: Answer The Call (Extended Edition)

Ghostbusters II


The Girl on the Train

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Gold (2014)

The Good Dinosaur

A Good Marriage (AKA. Stephen King’s A Good Marriage)




The Greatest Showman

The Great Wall (3D)

The Green Inferno – The Director’s Cut

Green Room

Grimsby (AKA. The Brothers Grimsby) 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


Hacksaw Ridge

The Handmaid’s Tale

Happy Death Day

The Hateful Eight 

The Haunting of Whaley House


The Hitman’s Bodyguard

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 

How To Be Single

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

The Huntsman: Winter’s War



Ice Age: Collision Course (3D)

The Inbetweeners 2

In Bruges


Independence Day – Extended Cut

Independence Day: Resurgence (3D)

Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures


In the Heart of the Sea

Into the Storm

The Invisible Man

It (AKA. It: Chapter One)

It Comes At Night



Jason and the Argonauts

Jaws 2

Jaws 3-D (AKA. Jaws 3/Jaws III)

Jaws: The Revenge



Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (3D)

The Jungle Book (2016)

Justice League (3D)


Keeping Up with The Joneses

Kickboxer: Vengeance (via 80’s Picture House)

Kill Me Three Times

Kill Your Friends

Kindergarten Cop 2

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (3D)

Kong: Skull Island (3D)

Krampus: The Christmas Devil

Kubo and the Two Strings (3D)

Kung Fu Panda 3


Lake Placid vs Anaconda

La La Land

The Land Before Time

The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure

The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving

The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists

The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island

The Legend of Tarzan (3D)

The LEGO Batman Movie (3D)

The LEGO Ninjago Movie (3D)

Ley Lines (AKA. Nihon kuroshakai)

Little Evil

Logan (3D)

London Has Fallen

A Long Way Down

Love (3D)

Lu Over the Wall (via 60 Minutes With)


Macbeth (2015)

Madame Bovary (2017)


Maggie’s Plan

Magic Mike

The Man Who Knew Infinity

Maze Runner: The Death Cure

Me Before You

Mechanic: Resurrection

Midnight Special

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Movie

Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates

Miles Ahead


Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (3D)

Moana (3D)

The Monster

A Monster Calls

The Moth Diaries


Mother’s Day

The Mummy (1932)

The Mummy (3D, 2017)

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Cousin Rachel (2017)

My Neighbour Totoro


The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman

The Neon Demon

The Night Before

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Nina Forever

Nocturnal Animals

Norm of the North


Ocean Waves (AKA. I Can Hear the Sea/Umi Ga Kikoeru)

The Omen (2006)

Ouija: Origin of Evil


Paddington 2

Paranormal Activity 4

Passengers (3D)

Patti Cake$

A Perfect Man

Personal Shopper

Pete’s Dragon (2016) (3D)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (3D) (AKA. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales)

Pitch Perfect 3

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Poltergeist – Extended Cut (2015)

Porco Rosso

Power Rangers (2017)

Precious Cargo

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies


A Quiet Passion


Rainy Dog (AKA. Gokudô kuroshakai)


Ready Player One (3D)

Reckless (AKA. Zipper)


Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

The Return of the Living Dead (via 80s Picture House)

Ride Along 2


The Ritual

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

Sausage Party

The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Shadows in the Sun

The Shallows

The Shape of Water

Shinjuku Triad Society (AKA. Shinjuki kuroshakai: Chaina mafia sensô)


Sisters – Extended

Smokey and the Bandit

Smokey and the Bandit II (via 80’s Picture House)

Smokey and the Bandit III (via 80’s Picture House)

Smurfs: The Lost Village (3D)


Song of the Sea

Special Correspondents

Spider-Man: Homecoming (3D)


Star Trek Beyond (3D)

Star Trek into Darkness

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (3D)

Step Up: All In (3D)

Steve Jobs

Storks (3D)

Strange Magic

The Strangers

A Street Cat Named Bob

Suicide Squad

Supergirl – International Version

Swallows and Amazons (2016)

Swiss Army Man


Table 19

Les Talent de Mes Ami (Thanks to my Friends)

Tale of Tales

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (3D)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time

They Live

Things to Come (AKA: L’avenir) 

Thor: Ragnarok (3D)


Toni Erdmann

Trainwreck – Extended

Transformers: The Last Knight (3D)

The Transporter Refuelled

Trolls (3D)

Tuck Everlasting

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie


Under Milk Wood (2015)

Under the Cherry Moon

Under the Shadow

Underworld: Blood Wars




Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (3D)


V/H/S Viral


Voice from the Stone

The Void


The Walk

Warcraft: The Beginning

War Dogs

War for the Planet of the Apes (3D)

When Marnie Was There

Whisper of the Heart

Willard (1971) (via 60 Minutes With)

Willie Dynamite

Wish Upon

The VVitch

The Woman

Wonder Woman (3D)


The X-Files: I Want to Believe

X-Men: Apocalypse (3D)


xXx: The Next Level (AKA. xXx: State of the Union)

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (3D)





The Zero Boys

Zipper (AKA. Reckless)


Zoolander No. 2