Bad Santa 2 (DVD Review)

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15 – 88mins – 2016



“Happy endings are bullshit!”

Fourteen years after embittered black comedy Bad Santa became something of a cult hit for seasonal scrooges, stars Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox and Brett Kelly return for another lewd, crude Christmas caper. Alas, lightening did not strike twice, and this belated and bedraggled festive follow-up is as unapologetically egregious as the Farley Brother’s down-right disgusting and offensive Dumb and Dumber To.

… Keep Scuttling!

The Girl on the Train (Cinema Review)

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15 – 112mins – 2016 


While Paula Hawkins’ fragmentary whodunit is undeniably compulsive and as easy to devour as a surreptitious mid-morning vodka supped from a sports bottle, the inexcusably immoral and downright rotten dramatis personae ultimately meant that this beloved and bestselling thriller failed to garner any emotional response from me.

… Keep Scuttling!